“Aha, what’s this?!” Inappropriate thought to himself. Whilst walking the dogs in some local marshland, Inappropriate had stumbled across what looked like the wreck of an old boat. He had always daydreamed of being a Pirate, ever since he was a wee lad. Sailing the seven seas, drinking rum and looking for treasure and mischief. This sorry old wreck was in serious need of some tlc.
He had an epiphany, and quickly poped home to grab a few tools. Then raced back to the wreck and excitedly set about repairing the vessel. He was not sure the dogs were taking things seriously though as they climbed through the wreckage occasionally finding something interesting and smelly enough to chew or play with. He worked hard into the early evening and made a little progress starting to build the hull for his new boat.
Unfortunately he was super busy at work at the moment so he was not sure when he’d have time to return and make some more progress, but he was sure it would be soon.
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And remember, always be yourself, unless you can be a Pirate, then always be a Pirate, matey!
